I log into MSN Messenger this morning. A friend is online and he says hello. The conversation goes:
Friend: hello
Me: hi
Friend: I heard Shola is going to Naij for a year
Me: yes she's going for NYSC
Friend: are you not going?
Me: no, it's not on the books right now
Friend: when are you getting pregnant?
Me: WHAT?!
Now, that's what i call a 'SHOCKER LINE'
ReplyDeleteWhat was your response after WHAT?!
HAHAHAHA
ReplyDeleteYes, what was ur response after WHAT?!!!
you could have simply said: 'Tomorrow afternoon'
lol, some peeps r just too freakin nosy n need to wash have their mouths washed with soap for real! na wa
ReplyDeletesay what?! some people are too funny for words.
ReplyDeletelolllllll.. how soo silly
ReplyDeleteha ha ha haaaaaaa ha! :)
ReplyDeletePeople can be funny.
ReplyDeleteI suppose the guy's nigerian? We're just so nosy around here! Gosh! Maybe next time you could try, after your wife or girlfriend as a reply.:). Cheeky but he'll never ask again
ReplyDeleteLAWL...why can't people mind their own business??? I hope u gave him an answer that will shut him up forever.
ReplyDeleteWhat?
ReplyDeleteWhat?
What a question?
How do you go from mNYSC to pregnancy? Uncouth people
ReplyDeleteLol, im nosy like that with close friends...but thats so wrong lol
ReplyDeleteLOL - this too funy - my cuz (a kel called wonder) - who only just got married like in Feb has alrteady started getting constant harrasments...Imagine if you were living in nigeria, i
ReplyDeleteLMAO,"when are you getting pregnant"-that's how someone asked me when i was getting married,i told him when he gets my IV,some pple sha
ReplyDeletejust like cinnamonqueen said some pple are just too funny for words. So what was the response after WHAT?
ReplyDeleteah-ah! What's it to her/him?
ReplyDeleteAmazing! What people come up with! Last I heard, I was getting married this summer. O jigbi jigbi jigbi! Abeg, strap some clothes/rags to your belly and go visit that your friend jare. May be he/she will organize a baby shower for ya! From NYSC to Pregnancy. Hmn!
ReplyDeleteThat friend should go mind him own business..........ah ah. kilode? O gini? Persin no fit do him thingy. Girl, take ur time. No hurry to have kids. When you are ready to have kids? E go happen. Update girl on journey down the aisle. I de wait. Miss ya.
ReplyDeleteGosh, i've been out of the country (Naija) for far too long!.. I looked at NYSC and thought it was N'SYNC - the 90's boyband and i was like 'going for N'Sync? Why would anyone want to go to Nigeria for N'Sync'. And then it clicked. Anyways, thanks for stopping by my page and all the best with the wedding preps and the actual day. Congrats in advance!!!
ReplyDeletewhat a friend!!
ReplyDelete:)
@Everyone: don't mind the annoying guy. I told him never to ask me such a question again.
ReplyDeleteLol, I like Tokumbo's comment ... you should have said something like 'I was going to fit it in this week but it's been way too hectic ... maybe next week after I get back from work on Tuesday'.
ReplyDeleteSeriously, the silly questions people ask!!
kk i dont get. what was wrong in him asking. even if he wasnt joking, you said he was a friend. nigerians...making mountains out of molehills. if he was just a pal or acquintance, i would see how that would be being nosy...
ReplyDeleteanyway sha
All you need to tell him is that..."You will know when it happens..."
ReplyDeleteA friend taught me this trick answer when people won't get off my back about my business...
I know pple like that , they just dont know how to talk. They just open their mouths n talk, is it his biz?
ReplyDeleteLast week DH & i went bar hopping n we ran into a guy we knew from way back who we hadnt seen in years n he opens his mouth to ask " U mean u guys r still rocking like newly weds? I hope u now have some bambinos at home after all these years"....WTF
DH pulls me close and says Yeah we still on honey moon even after the TWINS n he is like Really, he didnt know, and DH says then u dont know whats been going on.
I laugh n he goes off envying us that we have TWINS at home and still rocking ....
So my dear just laugh n dont get pissed, it is annoying but just smile n give them an answer they wanna hear.
some people are simply annoying thats it. 2 days a ago a guy asked me so when are u getting hooked!I said what then he said- asked when he became my mama.
ReplyDeleteok this is not just a random guy,------
some people are simply annoying thats it. 2 days a ago a guy asked me so when are u getting hooked!I said what then he said when are you getting a husband - I simply asked when he became my mama.
ReplyDeleteok this is not just a random guy,------